"Give me a kiss! A KISS!!"
Scene 19
- Ecchi Don -
(Don Corneo and the girl he chose are sitting in his extravagantly and tastelessly decorated bedroom. It smacks of 'Love Hotel'.)
[If Tifa was picked]
Don Corneo
"Woo-hoo!"
"Come, come, don't
be so shy..."
Tifa
"I know...."
"But you know, Don
Corneo, I'd like you to explain something before we start..."
Don Corneo
"Hm? Oh, you mean
about THAT?"
"Don't worry. I'm
single. There, feel better now?"
(He gets up and, um, wiggles his hips...)
Tifa
"No... I'm not asking
about that......"
"Wa... wait a minute!
No, not yet!!"
(He, uhm, wiggles again...)
Don Corneo
"Come! Come!"
"Aooooooh!! I can't
wait any longer! Here comes papa!!"
(Cloud and Aerith break in.)
Tifa
"Cloud!!"
(Don does a belly flop at Tifa. She hops out of the way, and Don comes down face first.)
Don Corneo
"Wha... what the hell?
Who goes there?"
Tifa
"You still don't get
it do you, Don Corneo?"
(She takes off her dress. No, she's got her normal clothes on under it.)
Don Corneo
"Get what?"
[If Aerith was picked]
Don Corneo
"Woo-hoo!"
"Come, come, don't
be so shy..."
Aerith
"Ye... yes..."
"But Mr. Don. I'd
like you to explain something to me first..."
Don Corneo
"Of course, my dear.
I'll take you through it slowly, step by step. So come on!"
(He gets up and, uh, wiggles his hips...)
Aerith
"No, that's not what
I meant!"
"NO, STOP! Just, wait
a second!!"
(He does it again...)
Don Corneo
"Come! Come!"
"Aoooooh!! I can't
wait any longer! Here comes papa!!"
(Cloud and Tifa break in.)
Aerith
"Cloud!!"
(Don does a belly flop at Aerith. She hops out of the way, and Don comes down face first.)
Don Corneo
"Wha... what the hell?
Who goes there!?"
Aerith
"I'm sorry, Don."
(She takes off her dress. No, she's got her normal clothes on under it.)
Don Corneo
"Get what?"
[If Cloud was picked]
Don Corneo
"Ahh, we're finally
alone..."
"All right, pussycat...
Come to daddy!"
(Cloud reluctantly comes to the bed...)
Don Corneo
"You're so cute, I
never get tired of looking at you."
"Do you like me, too?"
<CHOICE>
Of course!
Ummm.......
***Cloud
Of course!
(Goto A)
***Cloud
Umm......
(B)
Don Corneo
"You don't like me?"
"There isn't someone
else, is there?"
<CHOICE>
No, only you
Yes, his name's Barret...
***Cloud
Yes, his name's Barret...
Don Corneo
"No way!"
"Hmm? Barret? That
sounds familiar..."
Cloud
"You know, he's one
of the ones you were trying to find out about. You know, AVALANCHE...?"
Don Corneo
"Oh, yeah, yeah. In
Sector 7 in the slum..."
(He hops forward on the bed like a frog...)
Don Corneo
"...and how do YOU
know that!?"
Goto C
***Cloud
No, only you
(A)
Don Corneo
"You sure do know
how to make a guy feel good!"
"Then wh... what do
you want to DO?"
<CHOICE>
Whatever YOU want,
daddy
Don't really care.....
***Cloud
Don't really care
Goto (B)
***Cloud
Whatever YOU want,
daddy
Don Corneo
"Oh man! I can't stand
it! All right, then...."
(He hops forward on the bed like a frog...)
Don Corneo
"Give me a kiss! A
KISS!!"
<CHOICE>
All right.....
Nope, can't do that....
***Cloud
All right......
(Cloud moves to kiss him.... pulls back... moves forward again......!)
"Ju---st a minute!!"
(Tifa and Aerith break in.)
Tifa
"Cloud..."
"Were you really..."
(Cloud shakes his head quickly and flings off his woman's clothes.)
Don Corneo
"A man!? What's goin'
on?"
***Cloud
Nope, can't do that....
Don Corneo
"Why? WHY? WHY?"
(Cloud faces away.)
Cloud
"Because..."
(He turns toward Don.)
Cloud
"Because I'm gonna
have to use that mouth of yours to give me some information!!"
(C)
(He flings off his woman's clothes.)
Don Corneo
"A man!? You tricked
me!!"
"Somebody get in here
NOW!!"
"Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help."
(Tifa and Aerith break in.)
Don Corneo
"You're the ones from
before! Wh... what the hell's going on?"
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